Gracie: will you be my friend forever?
Phyllis: yes. forever.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
So I thought I'd try this "mobile blogging" method. We'll see how it goes! I guess at this point I should just be twittering but no. One step at a time...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
technology failed me
Hi. It's me Lou. Remember? Well my computer broke. Dell is building me a new one. Bberry hurts my dang thumbs. Please excuse me from the blog until my compy arrives. Many thanks.
Monday, October 5, 2009
NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS
Attn: Potential Suitors
Lou Wallace is now accepting applications for "Quality Time". To apply for QT please review the following qualifications. The un-qualified need not apply. Your application will be reviewed and we will contact you if interested to schedule an interview. No phone calls. No drop ins.
Required Qualifications:
-Bachelor, Master, or Doctorate degree preferred. Some college will be considered with proof of additional work/life experience.
-Sense of humor. Preferably dry. (However, sense of humor can not take precedence over the expression of real emotion.)
-Minimal emotional issues.
-Optimal living situation is alone. Roommates are acceptable as long as they did not give birth to the applicant.
-Desirable personality traits include ambitious, confident, compassionate, loyal, independent, and proactive.
-Must have life goals.
-Must have car.
Lou Wallace is NOT an equal opportunity employer. Do not apply if you are under 5'10" tall. Do not apply if you have a poor credit rating. Do not apply if you are mentally handicapped. Do not apply if you do not speak fluent English in an audible accent. Do not apply if you have committed a misdemeanor or felony. Do not apply if you have children. Do not apply if you are pregnant.
Thank you and good luck on your pursuit.
Lou Wallace is now accepting applications for "Quality Time". To apply for QT please review the following qualifications. The un-qualified need not apply. Your application will be reviewed and we will contact you if interested to schedule an interview. No phone calls. No drop ins.
Required Qualifications:
-Bachelor, Master, or Doctorate degree preferred. Some college will be considered with proof of additional work/life experience.
-Sense of humor. Preferably dry. (However, sense of humor can not take precedence over the expression of real emotion.)
-Minimal emotional issues.
-Optimal living situation is alone. Roommates are acceptable as long as they did not give birth to the applicant.
-Desirable personality traits include ambitious, confident, compassionate, loyal, independent, and proactive.
-Must have life goals.
-Must have car.
Lou Wallace is NOT an equal opportunity employer. Do not apply if you are under 5'10" tall. Do not apply if you have a poor credit rating. Do not apply if you are mentally handicapped. Do not apply if you do not speak fluent English in an audible accent. Do not apply if you have committed a misdemeanor or felony. Do not apply if you have children. Do not apply if you are pregnant.
Thank you and good luck on your pursuit.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
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