Good Evening,
Do not slam your toilet seat any more. Ever. Stop doing that. And while you're at it, stop stomping around. Don't bang your heels into the ground when you walk. Adopt the walk of a dancer. Light on your feet please!
But seriously, stop slamming the toilet seat. It makes me want to do bad things to you and I'm trying to be a kinder person in 2009.
Many thanks,
The Persons Downstairs
Sunday, February 8, 2009
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oy, nothing more frustrating than loud neighbors. the heavy walkers are the absolute worst. contrary to popular belief, being a heavy walker has no correlation to the perpetrators' weight or height; a 100 pound, 5'2 woman can sound like an elephant on the stairs/hardwood floors, while andre the giant may have been very light on his feet (it's possible).
Perhaps we should slide this note under their door.
oh god, i wear clogs around the house, which pretty much guarantees i'm a walker. i'm sure my downstairs neighbors hate me. Then again, they DO slam the toilet closed ALL THE TIME, so maybe we're even.
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