The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4
"Monday May 25th
I have decided to be a poet. My father said that there isn't a suitable
career structure for poets and no pensions and other boring things, but I am
quite decided. He tried to interest me in becoming a computer operator, but I
said, 'I need to put my soul into my work and it is well known that computers
haven't got a soul.' My father said, 'The Americans are working on it.' But I
can't wait that long..."

